fave wrestlers: cm punk, the miz, daniel bryan, zack ryder, evan bourne, colt cabana, johnny gargano,
fave female wrestlers: natalya, beth phoenix, aj lee, kaitlyn, portia perez, jessicka havok, lacey, britani knight, buggy nova
fave bands: my chemical romance, avenged sevenfold, mindless self indulgence, falling in reverse, panic at the
disco, a day to remember
“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
(via kazoos-rule)
She was never this good in bed even when she was sleeping
now she’s just so perfect I’ve never been quite so fucking deep in
it goes on and on and on,
I can keep you looking young and preserved forever,
with a fountain to spray on your youth whenever.This has been my jam the past few days.
(via toxicdream)
holy shit
we are going to fucking die
2012
when the zombie apocalypse begins
what
inb4 they rename it as the T-virus
Ah poop
I’m ready for the zombie apocalypse
Sure, I’ll probably die within the first five minutes, but imagine if you make it to heaven!“How’d you die?”
“Oh, nothing exciting, JUST IN THE FUCKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!”
(Source: c0nfirm3d)
